"Professional Upper Decker"- Men's Graghic Tee

Some people leave a legacy. Others leave an upper decker.
This shirt is for the elite few who believe bathroom humor should be treated like a professional sport.

The Professional Upper Decker Tee proudly celebrates terrible decisions, questionable morals, and absolute commitment to chaos. Featuring a clean vintage-style design and a silhouette of a true restroom renegade mid-performance, this shirt says: “I’m probably not allowed back at that gas station.”

Perfect for:

• Bar nights that end with bad ideas
• Friends who peaked emotionally in middle school humor
• Cookouts where somebody always brings up “that one story”
• Anyone with the maturity level of a raccoon holding fireworks

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get:

• uncomfortable laughs
• judgmental stares
• at least one person saying, “Bro… no.” while secretly wanting one

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. Clearly that’s never been your thing anyway.

Product: Comfort Colors T-Shirt

• 6.1 oz.
• 100% ring-spun USA cotton
• Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Set-in sleeves
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• 1" ribbed collar with double-needle top stitched neckline