"Chode/Slang Universtiy"- Hoodie

Meet the hoodie that says, “I have the sense of humor of a middle schooler,” while keeping you warm like a responsible adult. The CHODE University Hoodie combines vintage varsity vibes with the kind of joke that instantly tells people whether they’re your type of human or not.

Featuring the legendary Anatomy • Medical • Insult crest, this hoodie looks like official college merch from a school that absolutely lost its accreditation years ago. Soft, comfortable, and dangerously inappropriate in public settings, it’s perfect for cold nights, beer runs, bonfires, awkward family gatherings, and pretending you’re mature enough to own property.

Warning: Wearing this hoodie may attract immature adults, sarcastic comments, and at least one person saying, “You’re definitely not right in the head.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Ultra-comfy unisex fit
• Classic retro collegiate design
• Warm enough for winter, dumb enough for year-round use
• Guaranteed to get laughs, dirty looks, or both simultaneously

This isn’t just a hoodie.
It’s a personality disorder with a drawstring.

Product: Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Hood

• 8 oz.,
• 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
• Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Pill-resistant air jet yarn
• Classic fit
• Double-lined hood with color-matched draw cord
• 1 x 1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
• Pouch pocket
• Tear away label