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Burrito Assault Spec Ops- Graphic Tee

Burrito Assault Spec Ops- Graphic Tee

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Forget weaponized drones and tactical gear—true combat happens at 2 AM outside a taco truck.

This shirt immortalizes the ultimate culinary violation: taking a fully loaded, rocket-propelled carne asada missile straight to the dome.

Featuring the flawless execution emblazoned on a classic black tee, it’s the perfect gear for anyone who handles their Mexican food with a high level of aggression.

Whether you’re a veteran of the late-night dining scene or just appreciate a man getting absolutely wrecked by sour cream and guac, this shirt screams "I take my comfort food personally."

Why You Need This Shirt:

  • Tactical Level Comfort: Spin-spun and ultra-soft, because your skin shouldn’t have to suffer just because that guy's face did.
  • High-Impact Graphic: Features the finalized "Special Operations" artwork, capturing the exact millisecond a flour tortilla destroys a man's dignity.
  • The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Perfect for bars, backyard BBQs, or your next regretful trip to the local taqueria.
  • Guaranteed Threat Deterrent: No one messes with a person wearing a shirt where a burrito is utilized as a ballistic missile.

Product: Comfort Colors Adult T-Shirt

  • 6.1 oz.
  • 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
  • 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline

Size

Full body length

Body width

Sleeve length

S

26.63"

17.5"

8"

M

28"

19.5"

8.25"

L

29.38"

21.25"

9"

XL

30.75"

23"

9.5"

2XL

31.63"

25"

9.75"

3XL

32.5"

27"

9.75"

4XL

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29 3/4"

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