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Burrito Assault Spec Ops- Graphic Tee
Burrito Assault Spec Ops- Graphic Tee
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Forget weaponized drones and tactical gear—true combat happens at 2 AM outside a taco truck.
This shirt immortalizes the ultimate culinary violation: taking a fully loaded, rocket-propelled carne asada missile straight to the dome.
Featuring the flawless execution emblazoned on a classic black tee, it’s the perfect gear for anyone who handles their Mexican food with a high level of aggression.
Whether you’re a veteran of the late-night dining scene or just appreciate a man getting absolutely wrecked by sour cream and guac, this shirt screams "I take my comfort food personally."
Why You Need This Shirt:
- Tactical Level Comfort: Spin-spun and ultra-soft, because your skin shouldn’t have to suffer just because that guy's face did.
- High-Impact Graphic: Features the finalized "Special Operations" artwork, capturing the exact millisecond a flour tortilla destroys a man's dignity.
- The Ultimate Conversation Starter: Perfect for bars, backyard BBQs, or your next regretful trip to the local taqueria.
- Guaranteed Threat Deterrent: No one messes with a person wearing a shirt where a burrito is utilized as a ballistic missile.
Product: Comfort Colors Adult T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
Size |
Full body length |
Body width |
Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
S |
26.63" |
17.5" |
8" |
M |
28" |
19.5" |
8.25" |
L |
29.38" |
21.25" |
9" |
XL |
30.75" |
23" |
9.5" |
2XL |
31.63" |
25" |
9.75" |
3XL |
32.5" |
27" |
9.75" |
4XL |
null |
29 3/4" |
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