Attitude Adjustment Request Form

Did someone in your orbit recently cross the line from "mildly annoying" into the realm of pure, unadulterated fuckery? Don't suppress your rage—document it.

Introducing the Attitude Adjustment Request Form, the ultimate passive-aggressive weapon for dealing with life's daily supply of assholes. Whether it's a coworker stealing your lunch, a friend lacking a mental filter, or a partner choosing the exact wrong fucking time to test your patience, this form lets them know exactly how they screwed up and, more importantly, how they can fix it.

Why You Need This in Your Arsenal:

• Official-Ish & Direct: Skip the awkward confrontation. Just check the boxes, sign the bottom, and leave it on their desk, fridge, or windshield.

• Fully Itemized Grievances: From "You knew the shit you’d start by saying that" to "It was none of your business in the first place," we’ve covered all the classic offenses.

• Binding Corrective Actions: Force them to choose their penance, whether it’s a simple "Take it the fuck back," a free dinner, or 15 push-ups in front of all offended parties.

• Premium Quality Paper: Smooth enough to write on with a fancy pen, sturdy enough to survive being thrown back in your face.

Stop letting the chicanery slide. Hand out a citation, demand immediate corrective action, and make your world a little less irritating, one check mark at a time.

Pro Tip: Keep a pad at your desk and one in your car. Bullshit happens everywhere.

Product features
- 700 sheets of 60 lb. matte white paper with light adhesive backing
- Same image printed on all four outward-facing sides
- Vibrant, crisp color reproduction (colors may print slightly darker)
- Compact size: 3.5" H x 3.37" W
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the note cube outwards.