{"product_id":"unsolicited-advice-notification-notice","title":"Unsolicited Advice Notification Notice","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eWe all know one. The person who thinks their opinion is local law, the backseat driver of your life, the master of the \"well, actually...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eWhen someone decides to butt into your business with unrequested wisdom, don’t grit your teeth and nod. Serve them with an official \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"132\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eUnsolicited Advice Notification Notice\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the funniest, most satisfying way to tell a certified busybody to kindly shut the fuck up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eWhy You Need This on Your Desk (and in Your Life):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\" style=\"padding-inline-start: 32px; font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eShut Down the \"Butt-In-Ski\":\u003c\/b\u003e From mansplainers at the office to overbearing relatives who think they know best, this pad gives you a formal, paper-trail method to mute the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eItemized List of Violations:\u003c\/b\u003e Call them out for specific crimes against peace and quiet, including \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"98\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Explaining things I already understand,\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"140\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Interrupting with 'helpful' suggestions,\"\u003c\/i\u003e or the classic \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"198\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Turning a simple task into a lecture.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eLegally Unbinding Corrective Actions:\u003c\/b\u003e Issue a strict penalty. Force them to check a box to \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Stop talking immediately,\"\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"119\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Limit future input to 0–1 sentences,\"\u003c\/i\u003e or \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"161\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\"Keep opinions to yourself for 24 hours.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eThe Perfect Crime:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s polite enough to keep you out of HR, but blunt enough to make sure they get the goddamn point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003eStop letting people treat your life like a fixer-upper project. Hand over a notice, check the boxes, and reclaim your peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\" style=\"font-family: Google Sans Text, sans-serif !important; line-height: 1.15 !important; margin-top: 0px !important;\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep a few of these in your back pocket. 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